I must say that if I never see another God-damned snowflake in my entire life it will be too soon. I HATE this weather. Sure it was novel at first. I am from South Texas and snow is something I never had the chance to see until I moved here to this horrid frozen tundra know as our nation's capitol. I can not wait until summer!!! Not that I am looking forward to swimsuit season either, but staring into a mirror, beautifully lighted by flourescent beams with every dimple of cellulite showing is almost better than having to dig my little rat trap of a car out of the snow again. I guess I shouldn't complain so much e.g. my last post, but I can't help myself. It's these damn winter blues. Why couldn't we have winter pinks or something? Why must everything be so blue? Well one thing is for sure the longer it is cold out, the longer I have to get my fat butt into gear, and that IS a good thing. See there's looking on the bright side, right?
Well thats the best you are gonna get from me so it will have to do.
Friday, February 14, 2003
Catching the Red Eye
Payback is a mother, and so am I. My beautiful little girl vomited all over herself and my sofa Wednesday night. It was all over her clothes, in her hair, and again, ALL OVER MY SOFA. Mind you, I have repeatedly thrown up on my mother over the years, for various ailments e.g. measels, chickenpox, flu, etc. So I believe that this is karma at its finest. Punishing me for puking.
After consulting with the doctor it was determined that she has a gastric virus, and the kicker is that Mommy has conjuctivitis, also known as "Pink Eye". Isn't life grand. (grrr...) I hear that on this lovely Valentine's Day the DC Metropoliton area can expect a snow storm that will start today and not cease until Monday morning. I tell you, I feel as though the past week has been one big cosmic joke designed especially for me. I'm usually much more upbeat around V day. I'm not even upset that I don't have a valentine. (grrr...) I'm not upset that I can't have any chocolate. (grrr...) Really I'm not. (grrr...)
Wednesday, February 12, 2003
Indecent Exposure
Hi everyone. I just want to say that I am extremely disappointed that Frenchie Davis has been booted off of American Idol. I really wanted to see her do well in the competition. Although I am a bit curious if these rumored pictures will surface anywhere. Hopefully for her sake she has the pictures herself. It's one thing to be some anonymous person naked on the internet, but for everyone to know who you are and see you naked has to be devastating. I would die. Then again, with all the "issues" I have about my size I should just giver her props for being comfortable enough with herself to take naked pictures!! Yay Frenchie!! Again...I do not have the cajones. On to other things...I have lost nine pounds since Monday. Monday, February 3rd, that is. I am on a roll, and I won't stop until I am under a 100 pounds dammit!!!! I won't, I won't, I won't! I'm really going to try and take some time to show my readers (all 4 of you) that I do have better writing skills. Better than what you have seen thus far. I just normally in such a rush that I pour my thoughts about the page with no real, well...thought. Well I'm outta here...see ya!
